tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56774388240968109572011-12-12T16:53:27.719+08:00四隻小蜜蜂， 懶惰唔做工， 寫詩常失踪， 快來嗡嗡嗡!新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.comBlogger701100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-53658579291279628612011-09-18T11:06:00.000+08:002011-09-18T11:07:43.759+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mwk8KsNVT6w/TnVYQ2bOdEI/AAAAAAAAEmA/aeYTHBF14IA/s1600/salad.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mwk8KsNVT6w/TnVYQ2bOdEI/AAAAAAAAEmA/aeYTHBF14IA/s320/salad.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5653521953744385090" /></a><br /><br />中秋過了還很熱<br />路面火燙鞋底蝕<br />胃口全無精神竭<br />粥粉麵飯銷量跌<br />沙拉美味好時節<br />入口清涼暑氣滅<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-5365857929127962861?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-55352194756160890152010-12-20T18:32:00.001+08:002010-12-20T18:35:07.709+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/TQ7ugHUg3eI/AAAAAAAAEcA/yJJZFHsQ3r8/s1600/CAT.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/TQ7ugHUg3eI/AAAAAAAAEcA/yJJZFHsQ3r8/s320/CAT.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5552637626082713058" /></a><br /><br />一文兩登，<br />同步發放。<br /><br />冬日陽光暖身軀<br />生活優越凡塵裏<br />主人待我真不衰<br />牛扒美食食滿嘴<br />香車高枕任我睡<br />服侍週到如子女<br />來世不求富貴追<br /><br />寧做富貴貓，<br />莫做貧病人。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-5535219475616089015?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-1007107178419296892009-12-10T14:54:00.005+08:002009-12-11T00:52:25.814+08:00古有慈禧西太后<br />今有護理員陳某<br />行為無良唔知醜<br />護理老人感屈就<br />拳打腳踢當報仇<br />老人癡呆無地走<br />慘遭餵屎好憂愁<br />陳某開心周圍遊<br />被人揭發未知憂<br />官爺譴責俾天收<br />必遭天遣萬人讎<br />他朝年老無子守<br />屎尿齊餵任人醜<br /><br />相關新聞:<br /><a href="http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/template/apple/art_main.php?iss_id=20091209&sec_id=4104&subsec=11867&art_id=13504664">塞婆婆食屎　官斥:必遭天譴<br />護理女主任罪成收監</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-100710717841929689?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-35639584713318427192009-08-19T12:06:00.000+08:002009-08-19T12:08:40.478+08:00酒井法子，為何如此？<br /><br />回想當時，可愛人兒；<br />婀娜多姿，大紅大紫；<br />一眾男士，為妳心儀。<br /><br />時光飛馳，相夫教子，<br />話雖如此，人氣不止；<br />歌迷心意，堅定不移。<br /><br />奈何無知，生活放肆，<br />肉林酒池，吸毒成嗜，<br />眾多粉絲﹐心痛不已。<br /><br />偶像人士，榜樣例子，<br />常人無知，還可質疑，<br />藝人犯事，令人不齒。<br /><br />還望法子，經過此事，<br />細心靜思，再長一智，<br />其他人士，以此例子。<br /><br />毒品喪志，不能開始﹗<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-3563958471331842719?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>大雄http://www.blogger.com/profile/10095771028344858860noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-57205632820987087922009-06-05T00:00:00.000+08:002009-06-05T00:01:45.066+08:00轉眼六四二十年<br />煙銷雲散事境遷<br /><br />回想當年心頭顫<br />民運呼聲響遍天<br />學生群眾意志堅<br />冀盼國家新發展<br /><br />奈何當權發瘋癲<br />軍隊屠城掀血宴<br />傷亡慘重無倖免<br />百姓悲痛夜難眠<br /><br />民運決心受磨練<br />歪理妖言隨可見<br />唯獨抗爭年復年<br />不畏強權不怕險<br /><br />民主星火心相連<br />廿載豪情從未變<br />薪火相傳負我肩<br />堅信總會見晴天<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-5720563282098708792?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>大雄http://www.blogger.com/profile/10095771028344858860noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-65788904155539713542009-06-02T19:42:00.003+08:002009-06-02T19:50:16.475+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/SBa0bSepPwI/AAAAAAAACDQ/qGT3dHFR8tU/s1600-h/melon.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/SBa0bSepPwI/AAAAAAAACDQ/qGT3dHFR8tU/s320/melon.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194537601128283906" /></a>/<br />天時暑熱叫阿媽，<br />口乾鼻熱點算呀?<br />走去買個大西瓜，<br />又香又甜還起沙，<br />口水直流頂呱呱，<br />還理儀態正儍瓜，<br />大啖大啖咬佢啦。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-6578890415553971354?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-79374097421231877322009-05-30T15:18:00.001+08:002009-05-31T02:06:41.913+08:00網友談天好氣氛，<br />文明討論夠誠懇，<br />一人一句好過癮，<br />點解講到要鬧人？<br /><br />話題平常唔切身，<br />何必動氣傷腦筋？<br />鬧人窒人唔夠品，<br />破壞形象似流氓。<br /><br />平心靜氣稔一稔，<br />人地同你冇啦楞，<br />嘈生嘈死冇原因，<br />回頭稔真邊個笨？<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-7937409742123187732?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>大雄http://www.blogger.com/profile/10095771028344858860noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-38793116305898523912009-05-22T11:20:00.005+08:002009-05-22T12:15:06.038+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/ShYmc1leB9I/AAAAAAAADsU/I5El31jUoiQ/s1600-h/p.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 244px; height: 239px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/ShYmc1leB9I/AAAAAAAADsU/I5El31jUoiQ/s320/p.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338496685156730834" border="0" /></a><br />錦衣玉食人富貴，<br />騙財揾銀將錢睇，<br />呃神騙鬼人虛偽，<br />下流賤格人又曳，<br />背棄妻女無自制，<br />貪多慕得禍自黎，<br />遲早扑直週身蟻。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-3879311630589852391?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-30280685126930829102009-05-10T11:09:00.005+08:002009-05-10T11:29:57.755+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/SgZFlvDyPhI/AAAAAAAADqY/nveVfBCZzqE/s1600-h/Variopinte-II.jpeg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 241px; height: 241px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/SgZFlvDyPhI/AAAAAAAADqY/nveVfBCZzqE/s320/Variopinte-II.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334027323256749586" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:68%;">Maria-Grazia-Luffarelli -Margherite-Variopinte-II</span><br /><br />小時頑皮週街走，<br />功課唔做四圍遊，<br />母親火起攻心頭，<br />拿起籐條係咁抽，<br />皮開肉爛淚滿流，<br />跪地求饒望停手，<br />下次唔敢懶自由。<br /><br />今天時光飛快走，<br />手拖老母通街遊，<br />氹得微笑上心頭，<br />買完肥雞買老抽，<br />煮雞好味口水流，<br />讚我煮雞有一手，<br />孝順老母莫因由。<br /><br />祝願各位母親:<br />母親節快樂。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-3028068512693082910?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-64511942799706629302009-04-09T17:44:00.003+08:002009-04-09T17:55:58.772+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/Sd3DhZJcBdI/AAAAAAAADnI/I1P3jcSUTM8/s1600-h/bag.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/Sd3DhZJcBdI/AAAAAAAADnI/I1P3jcSUTM8/s320/bag.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322625313075365330" /></a><br />我是一個南瓜包，<br />橙色衣裝搶到爆，<br />頭頂提子好鬼姣，<br />肚裏饀料人人咬，<br />美味無窮包你飽，<br />不要叫我西瓜刨，<br />還是喜歡叫做包。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-6451194279970662930?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-75875952252492741702009-04-05T09:43:00.002+08:002009-04-05T09:46:13.785+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/SdfyKlx9pmI/AAAAAAAADmo/LPYQ4UoUxUM/s1600-h/BREAD.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/SdfyKlx9pmI/AAAAAAAADmo/LPYQ4UoUxUM/s320/BREAD.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320987748515817058" /></a><br />大家看看是什麼?<br />不是牛屎不是梳，<br />只準眼看手勿多，<br />又香又滑又甜喎，<br />原來是個包包囉，<br />芝麻芋頭好味啊，<br />大人細路齊食囉，<br />一家大細笑呵呵。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-7587595225249274170?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-49686030837599522812009-01-16T18:35:00.002+08:002009-01-16T18:39:23.745+08:00壯烈犧牲中華鱘<br />唔知點養頭都暈<br />死完一條又一條<br />諗計死撐好 ti tun<br /><br />剩低果啲又病重<br />最終要揾老祖宗<br />以為可以鬆口氣<br />竟然繼續得恩寵<br /><br />再送國寶娃娃魚<br />同樣難養怕再輸<br />煮到埋黎唯有食<br />國寶命運真堪虞<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-4968603083759952281?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xiao zhuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03287426495158084726noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-34542816137812448522009-01-08T17:45:00.001+08:002009-01-08T17:46:20.468+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/SWXJu1ydQMI/AAAAAAAADbo/XTfmfzggHJ4/s1600-h/FLOW.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 242px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/SWXJu1ydQMI/AAAAAAAADbo/XTfmfzggHJ4/s320/FLOW.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288855143966392514" /></a><br />肉體橫陳娛聞載<br />身心坦率好自在<br />本非冰清聖潔人<br />諸君莫道我出塞<br /><br />金銀玉石我所愛<br />愛海無情千百代<br />飽受煎熬情難奈<br />只求安穩莫感慨<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-3454281613781244852?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-75464699786337332992008-12-23T00:05:00.000+08:002008-12-23T00:17:23.042+08:00<span style="color:#cc0000;">揾人救命要行啱路，<br />唔打999都幫你唔到，<br />其實係你哋唔識做，<br />唔關我事咪亂誣告。<br /><br />嬲到唔知講乜嘢好，<br />搞出人命都當冇到，<br />跟足指引就當交待？<br />仲話已經做到最好！<br /><br />呢個究竟係唔係人！<br />唔想相信件事係真，<br />眾怒難平先至識驚，<br />可惜都已經扣晒分！</span><br /><span style="color:#cc0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#cc0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000066;">相關文章：</span><br /><br /><a href="http://freshdesigner.blogspot.com/2008/12/blog-post_21.html">官僚壞事，人情冷暖！ </a><br /><br /><a href="http://freshdesigner.blogspot.com/2008/12/blog-post_22.html">焉能安枕到天明？</a><br /><br /><a href="http://ricericemake.blogspot.com/2008/12/blog-post_22.html">指引</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-7546469978633733299?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xiao zhuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03287426495158084726noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-88525535747174642362008-12-22T17:41:00.006+08:002008-12-22T18:23:08.206+08:00<span><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/X-Y71NOigZw&amp;hl=zh_TW&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X-Y71NOigZw&amp;hl=zh_TW&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />這首【傾國傾城】的詞填十分優美，<br />雖然大部份都是由古人的詩詞演變而成，<br />但內容卻配合得相當有詩意，<br />加上幽婉的曲調和唱功，<br />令人有繞樑三日的感覺!<br /><br />另有 <a href="http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=PyW7_hfV3FU&feature=related">熊汝霖 阿寶 的版本</a>。<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">倾國倾城</span><br />詞曲：小柯<br />演唱：齊秦 陳楚生<br /><br />雨過白鹭州<br />留戀銅雀樓<br />斜陽染幽草<br />幾度飛紅<br />摇曳了江上遠帆<br /><br />回望燈如花<br />未語人先羞<br />心事輕梳弄<br />淺握雙手<br />任髮絲纏繞雙眸<br /><br />所以鲜花滿天幸福在流傳<br />流傳往日悲歡眷戀<br />所以倾國倾城不變的容颜<br />容颜瞬間已成永遠<br /><br />此刻醉花滿天幸福在身邊<br />身邊兩側萬水千山<br />此刻倾國倾城相守着永遠<br />永遠靜夜如歌般委婉<br /><br />回望燈如花<br />未語人先羞<br />心事輕梳弄<br />淺握雙手<br />任髮絲纏繞雙眸<br /><br />所以鲜花滿天幸福在流傳<br />流傳往日悲歡眷戀<br />所以倾國倾城不變的容颜<br />容颜瞬间已成永遠<br /><br />此刻醉花滿天幸福在身邊<br />身邊兩側萬水千山<br />此刻倾國倾城相守着永遠<br />永遠靜夜如歌般委婉<br />此刻倾國倾城相守着永遠<br /><br />註:<br />【傾國傾城】是中央電視台在奧運期間，<br />與美國國家地理頻道合作的節目，<br />主要是介紹中國各大城市的風景面貎，<br />配以這首悅耳的主題曲更見精彩!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-8852553574717464236?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-65824532871010141702008-12-17T15:33:00.002+08:002008-12-17T15:40:37.397+08:00<span style="color:#663300;">打油詩要易上口，<br />唔駛平仄或對偶，<br />但就一定要押韻，<br />否則讀完都會嘔！</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-6582453287101014170?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xiao zhuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03287426495158084726noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-19907107053399833792008-12-02T12:27:00.003+08:002008-12-02T12:49:03.674+08:00偶然下看到錢昌照先生的【論文】詩，<br />詩曰:<br />「文章留待別人看，<br /> 晦澀冗長讀亦難;<br /> 簡要清通四字訣，<br /> 先求平易後波瀾。」<br /><br />表逹和溝通是相輔相成，<br />寫文章和做人都是一樣，<br />言談深入淺出方能溝通，<br />時常引用一些深澀理論，<br />不單使人不明之所以，<br />而且會令人望而生懼!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-1990710705339983379?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-66054561773215088032008-12-01T18:40:00.001+08:002008-12-02T18:34:30.318+08:00鬼叫泰國機場細<br />冇位降落都冇偈<br />咪話我哋唔安慰<br />真係鬧我都無謂<br />你地繼續慢慢等（喇）<br />遲早都會返到黎（啩）<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-6605456177321508803?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xiao zhuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03287426495158084726noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-3184014949174041082008-10-05T18:07:00.003+08:002008-10-05T18:16:36.277+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/SOiSEfOh4GI/AAAAAAAACYg/q5_RAsiCzx8/s1600-h/fish.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 330px; height: 247px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/SOiSEfOh4GI/AAAAAAAACYg/q5_RAsiCzx8/s400/fish.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253609571127255138" border="0" /></a><br />女人唔補好易老<br />男人唔補好易無<br />花膠有益又滋補<br />食完長生不易老<br /><br />價錢唔平點算好<br />買完無銀要走佬<br />節衣縮食慳條數<br />咸魚白菜好過無<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-318401494917404108?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-59906525987513597632008-10-04T13:36:00.000+08:002008-10-04T13:39:26.890+08:00<span style="color:#cc6600;">秋意漸濃要加衣<br />冷親就會打乞嚏<br />風和日麗精神爽<br />行山遠足最合時</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-5990652598751359763?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xiao zhuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03287426495158084726noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-2802253505907903532008-09-14T06:53:00.005+08:002008-09-14T10:41:38.299+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/SMxS2qg5cxI/AAAAAAAACUg/xa-ej78MJnQ/s1600-h/moon.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/SMxS2qg5cxI/AAAAAAAACUg/xa-ej78MJnQ/s400/moon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5245658765058470674" border="0" /></a><br />月宮嫦娥想故人，<br />上待寒宮盼邀約，<br />柳枝輕擺素淡黃，<br />稍眉弄月心漸昏，<br />頭徐淚下背人後。<br /><br />願世人人月兩團圓!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-280225350590790353?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-18963554460579136702008-09-13T16:53:00.005+08:002008-09-13T21:14:47.063+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6038/483/200/moon.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6038/483/200/moon.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"> 月圓 懸朗願 色佳<br />滿城 燈火明 秋節<br />人敘 人相聚 筵慶<br />倆影 四詩人 偕團<br />圓餅 燈謎玄 人圓</span></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">豎批: 月滿人倆圓　佳節慶團圓　 </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-1896355446057913670?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hyacinthushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02727922001503208688noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-50485371995265936832008-08-29T06:42:00.004+08:002008-08-29T07:25:26.725+08:00世上奇人好多名,<br />思考邏輯佢先明,<br />說話隱晦無人明,<br />自喻高深懶聰明,<br />自想自說又忘形,<br />智者愚漢難辨認,<br />可笑至極問姚明!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-5048537199526593683?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-76821788093729496772008-08-13T12:45:00.000+08:002008-08-13T12:47:31.344+08:00薄薄一張塑膠卡，<br />信用貸款無花假，<br />任簽任駛誇啦啦，<br />幾千幾萬隨你花；<br /><br />錢財如沙過指罅，<br />揮霍無道像玩耍，<br />玩物喪志要奢華，<br />輕輕揮筆真瀟灑；<br /><br />財不過手不知價，<br />勿聽商家講大話，<br />以為還款冇有怕，<br />其實已經被敲詐；<br /><br />簽卡之前稔一下，<br />欠債成世賠身家，<br />冇錢找數咪亂花，<br />賺錢艱難你知嘛？<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-7682178809372949677?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>大雄http://www.blogger.com/profile/10095771028344858860noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-67029896098522844062008-06-23T14:41:00.002+08:002008-06-24T02:19:02.321+08:00天水圍，小姊弟<br />肚餓起黎要諗計<br />三十四樓爬落黎<br />沿住水渠玩命仔<br />蜘蛛俠都冇眼睇<br />街坊嚇到喊出黎<br />阿媽瞓到懵閉閉<br />心跳血壓都正常<br />你都咪話唔巴閉<br /><br /><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">連結：</span><a href="http://freshdesigner.blogspot.com/2008/06/blog-post_22.html">天才兒童蜘蛛俠</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-6702989609852284406?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xiao zhuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03287426495158084726noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-46652017246968659272008-04-30T07:45:00.001+08:002008-04-30T11:12:11.869+08:00聖火環球迎奧運，<br />全民參與夠吸引，<br />香港跑手百二人，<br />一人一棒夠過癮。<br /><br />九個幾鐘周圍騰，<br />稔落其實幾擾民，<br />封街封路睇得緊，<br />最怕示威靠太近。<br /><br />官商權貴影藝人，<br />個個爭住跑一陣，<br />坐輪椅嘅都有份，<br />運動員又冇人搵。<br /><br />國家大事唯有忍，<br />四年一次唔好（火孟），<br />但我真係好想問：<br />　<br />　<br />　<br />　<br />　<br />點解又有陳志雲？<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-4665201724696865927?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>大雄http://www.blogger.com/profile/10095771028344858860noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-58628448751953249012008-01-04T10:43:00.000+08:002008-01-05T20:26:51.154+08:00【蘋果日報】一月四日<br /><blockquote><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >鄧 麗 瓊 案 或 掀 大 婆 告 夫 潮</span><br />一 石 激 起 千 層 浪 ， 自 47 歲 本 港 婦 人 鄧 麗 瓊 狀 告 45 歲 丈 夫 施 長 城 包 二 奶 一 案 前 日 在 深 圳 審 理 後 ， 原 來 不 少 本 港 婦 女 亦 有 鄧 麗 瓊 的 遭 遇 。 其 中 林 婦 雖 已 掌 握 丈 夫 在 深 圳包 二 奶 的 確 實 證 據 ， 包 括 二 奶 與 丈 夫 在 內 地 所 生 子 女 的 出 世 紙 ， 她 曾 在 香 港 狀 告 丈夫 ， 非 常 諷 刺 地 全 盤 敗 訴 ， 林 不 排 除 轉 移 陣 地 往 內 地 狀 告 丈 夫 ， 為 自 己 平 反 。</blockquote>告.告.告......<br />千忍萬忍為今天,<br />狀告衰佬求伸寃,<br />拋妻棄子咁鬼賤,<br />家用全無難過年,<br />有錢身痕酒花天,<br />無財歸來問要錢,<br />衰格咸濕人又賤,<br />鬧我打我欺我善,<br />當初甜言語綿綿,<br />如今粗口駡黃面,<br />天誅地滅恨意纏,<br />只求平反問蒼天,<br />誓告狼心在當前!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-5862844875195324901?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-50721599142048991372007-12-26T11:32:00.000+08:002008-12-11T21:31:49.915+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V5b2-NMz1jU/R3J1PYziXDI/AAAAAAAAAYI/Fdx4tsM32dk/s1600-h/x"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5148306231254998066" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V5b2-NMz1jU/R3J1PYziXDI/AAAAAAAAAYI/Fdx4tsM32dk/s320/x%27mas.JPG" border="0" /></a> 一年好快又聖誕 時令佳節唔得閒<br />詩人節目排出欄 油詩博架鋪晒塵<br />閒人風子來把關 日誌當是禮物還<br />新聞時事新鮮人 大雄佳節甜如蜜<br />踢走憂愁乃等閒 豬豬佳節喜樂安<br /><br />共賀聖誕新禧新景況<br /><br />(利益申報:圖片打劫自flickr的<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/trish/330321347/">Momba’s photostream</a>)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-5072159914204899137?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hyacinthushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02727922001503208688noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-18823918974640606362007-12-04T15:43:00.000+08:002008-12-11T21:31:50.041+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/R1UKYnAQYgI/AAAAAAAABuU/5jM7NCEh93k/s1600-h/duck.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 201px; height: 232px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/R1UKYnAQYgI/AAAAAAAABuU/5jM7NCEh93k/s320/duck.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5140025967616483842" border="0" /></a><br />兩鐵合併剛成立,<br />車費轉乘很複雜,<br />阿公阿婆唔識搭,<br />千計萬計先落踏,<br />慳埋雞碎似雞肋,<br />轉車數輪似臘鴨,<br />頭昏腦脹難站立,<br />左搞右搞眼烚烚,<br />更換商標花財帛,<br />大眾好處唔成立,<br />擾民政策你點答!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-1882391897464060636?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-14258692183414701462007-11-03T11:42:00.000+08:002007-11-03T13:43:47.239+08:00千呼萬喚終轉涼，<br />今個夏季真悠長；<br />盛夏滾熱猛太陽，<br />深秋和暖明月亮。<br /><br />回想細個冇咁樣，<br />一年四季好正常！<br />夏天艷陽不曬傷，<br />秋黃葉落隨風向。<br /><br />只怪污染威力強，<br />搞到天氣反晒常！<br />過多幾年難想像，<br />何處定居何處養？<br /><br />萬物之靈多智障，<br />破壞污染不細想；<br />你我皆居地球上，<br />試問邊個最遭殃？<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-1425869218341470146?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>大雄http://www.blogger.com/profile/10095771028344858860noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-17884605116576265562007-10-28T11:23:00.000+08:002007-10-28T11:54:54.797+08:00【蘋果日報】十月廿八日<br /><blockquote>兩 個 媽 媽 　 控 告 兒 子<br />到 底 是 世 上 只 有 媽 媽 好 ， 抑 或 是 可 憐 天 下 父 母 心 ？ 兩 位 媽 媽 昨 日 分 別 入 法 院 ， 一 位 向 已 貴 為 醫 生 的 兒 子 追 討 50 萬 元 借 款 ， 母 親 慨 嘆 愛 兒 被 女 人 蒙 蔽 ， 卻換 來 兒 子 一 句 ： 「 佢 精 神 有 問 題 」 ； 另 一 位 媽 媽 耗 盡 畢 生 積 蓄 ， 協 助 兒 子 及 媳 婦 買 樓 安 居 ， 自 己 卻 被 拒 諸 門 外 ， 有 家 歸 不 得 ， 把 心 一 橫 惟 有 禁 制 兒 媳 賣 樓 。 家 家 有 本 難 念 的 經 ， 且 看 清 官 如 何 審 理 家 庭 事 。</blockquote>詳情請看<a href="http://appledaily.atnext.com/template/apple/art_main.cfm?iss_id=20071028&sec_id=4104&subsec_id=11866&art_id=10346909">這裏</a>.<br /><br />家家有本難念經,<br />血脈相連天注定,<br />千載修來母子情,<br />誰是誰非實難定,<br />借貸還錢亦合情,<br />騙錢賣樓更不應,<br />懷胎十月情不輕,<br />還望母子停一停,<br />互相體諒念恩情,<br />大事化小清心靈,<br />重修關係親子情!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-1788460511657626556?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-88554721040557225442007-10-20T14:24:00.000+08:002008-12-11T21:31:50.268+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RxmfJvkxsEI/AAAAAAAABlY/CLgaF6-rauk/s1600-h/99.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RxmfJvkxsEI/AAAAAAAABlY/CLgaF6-rauk/s320/99.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5123301040849006658" /></a><br />噚日係重九拜山日,<br />三生酒禮,燒豬燒雞外,<br />孝子賢孫花千元買紙品祭祖,<br />而且紙紥祭品花款日新月異,<br />有LV袋,PSP,手電,平面電視...<br />有些孝子話要年年同先人換電話,<br />計我話,燒埋個WII就更加好啦!<br /><br />重九祭祖好孝義,<br />三生酒禮莫遲疑,<br />燒埋大屋仲威啲,<br />電玩電話你我知,<br />陰間陽間均時宜,<br />人鬼同玩唔白痴,<br />連線對打有情義,<br />增加感情有意思,<br />歡聚重九笑嘻嘻!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-8855472104055722544?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-73333955924437797542007-10-15T18:11:00.000+08:002008-12-11T21:31:50.404+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RxM88vkxr8I/AAAAAAAABkY/srXU4ip3zhM/s1600-h/red.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RxM88vkxr8I/AAAAAAAABkY/srXU4ip3zhM/s320/red.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5121504215510921154" border="0" /></a><br />片片紅花片片情,<br />代代粉黛代代傾,<br />綣戀凡塵與流螢,<br />枉覓錯愛意難平,<br />淚濕衣襟嘆十聲,<br />千代琉璃恨不輕,<br />寧摧玉碎化繁星,<br />不作瓦存了無情!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-7333395592443779754?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-26904969450386032472007-10-13T09:05:00.000+08:002008-12-11T21:31:50.509+08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V5b2-NMz1jU/RxAaRox2WSI/AAAAAAAAAVY/C72spYdAim8/s1600-h/abc.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5120621666626853154" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V5b2-NMz1jU/RxAaRox2WSI/AAAAAAAAAVY/C72spYdAim8/s200/abc.JPG" border="0" /></a> <div><blockquote>【明報專訊 10月 09日 星期二】在西環一條後巷的舖位內，塞滿了一紮紮剛由越南運抵本港的鹹水草，散發濃烈的「草味」，置身其中，彷彿時光倒流，回到昔日以鹹水草及報紙綁菜綁魚的日子。現實卻是，膠袋早已在80年代末取代了鹹水草的地位。全港碩果僅存的鹹水草供應商王發也相信，就算徵收膠袋稅、環保團體再努力提倡，鹹水草行業也不會再有重振聲威的一天。<br /></blockquote><br />我是一條鹹水草 秧插鹹淡交界路<br />既施肥也要雨露 盛夏之期見成果<br /><br />戰後匱乏物資無 小小水草就是寶<br />紮紮報紙綁菜好 環保工業我做到<br /><br />業間競爭激過火 佳節時令都斷貨<br />內售外銷行其道 盛世風光唯獨我<br /><br />惜於八零年代落 皆因膠袋橫行舞<br />碩果僅存餘一鋪 重振聲威唔奢望!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-2690496945038603247?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hyacinthushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02727922001503208688noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-49163630261882644492007-10-10T10:45:00.001+08:002007-10-10T10:46:23.842+08:00<a href="http://hk.news.yahoo.com/071009/12/2h82u.html"><strong>停車熄匙惹爭議 業界質疑成效</strong></a><br /><br /><div class="txtcenter">停車點解唔熄匙？<br />輕輕一扭好容易。<br />業界反對顯自私，<br />利字當頭真羞恥！<br /><br />環保措施要堅持，<br />成效不足做多啲！<br />廢氣滿街敝城市，<br />一早已經大件事！<br /><br />立法管制不可遲，<br />保護環境要及時，<br />藍天白雲成歷史，<br />依家唔做等幾時？</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-4916363026188264449?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>大雄http://www.blogger.com/profile/10095771028344858860noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-75762846563939388082007-10-09T09:37:00.000+08:002008-12-11T21:31:51.131+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RwrgkPkxr0I/AAAAAAAABjY/i-agEZrlleI/s1600-h/fire.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RwrgkPkxr0I/AAAAAAAABjY/i-agEZrlleI/s320/fire.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5119150839720685378" /></a><br />【蘋果日報】十月九日<br /><blockquote><span style="font-weight: bold;">消 防 局 狂 亂 派 對 曝 光</span><br />近 日 網 上 流 傳 一 批 將 軍 澳 寶 林 消 防 局 舉 行 中 秋 狂 歡 派 對 的 照 片 ， 揭 露 消 防 員 保 安 與 紀 律 的 問 題 。 除 了 當 值 期 間 可 以 燒 烤 及 唱 卡 拉 OK ， 個 別 當 值 消 防 員 更 涉 嫌 違 反 紀 律 喝 啤 酒 ； 又 任 由 局 外 的 艷 女 穿 上 消 防 員 防 火 衣 ， 並 在 消 防 局 辦 公 室 拍 照 。</blockquote>消防救火好英勇,<br />服務人群應加竉,<br />中秋佳節人放鬆,<br />派對耍樂應自重,<br />制服不可隨便用,<br />當值飲酒禍無窮,<br />還望管理莫認同,<br />從納正軌做英雄!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-7576284656393938808?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-70853269439293907132007-10-08T11:43:00.001+08:002008-12-11T21:31:51.517+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RwnFp_kxrzI/AAAAAAAABi4/W17I511vLaM/s1600-h/schchi1.gif"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RwnFp_kxrzI/AAAAAAAABi4/W17I511vLaM/s400/schchi1.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5118839776714272562" /></a><br />圖片來自經濟日報10月5日</span><br /><br />經濟日報校院版,<br />找到我們話好玩,<br />大雄風子唔偷懶,<br />小豬新鮮都幾棧,<br />齊作打油意無限,<br />開心歡樂在心間!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-7085326943929390713?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-86174025393760617992007-10-06T14:50:00.000+08:002007-10-13T23:01:27.965+08:00<span style="color:#660000;">由剛過去的國慶日開始，廣東省已經正式將「中華人民共和國婦女權益保障法」此法例伸延至婚外情，禁止「有配偶者與他人同居或者明知他人有配偶而與其同居，妨害一方或者雙方婚姻家庭關係」。</span><br /><span style="color:#660000;"></span><br /><br /><br />港人北上搵食忙<br />軟玉溫馨把嬌藏<br />真情假意難分辨<br />貓愛食魚（都）唔駛講<br /><br />港妻夜夜守空帷<br />辛勤持家盼郎歸<br />好彩（嘅都）仲有家用俾<br />苦命果啲（就要）靠自己<br /><br />溫柔鄉內好忘形<br />搞到家變（都）仲唔停<br />新例推行起阻嚇<br />不忠老公要警醒<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color:#000099;"><strong>後記：</strong>即使新例的實施成效如何未能定論，將「包二奶」刑事化一舉，在各方面來說都具有深層意義。</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-8617402539376061799?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xiao zhuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03287426495158084726noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-73983757560918179512007-09-29T14:56:00.000+08:002008-12-11T21:31:51.816+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/Rv33M2P52kI/AAAAAAAABhA/MWafrEGJVSs/s1600-h/autumn.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/Rv33M2P52kI/AAAAAAAABhA/MWafrEGJVSs/s320/autumn.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5115516551855462978" /></a><br />秋風飄飄黃葉蕩,<br />浮雲處處藍天朗,<br />片心憂憂黃花葬,<br />人情冷冷會心糠.<br /><br />青春匆匆意志狂,<br />仲夏欣欣心正旺,<br />深秋凄凄力漸喪,<br />嚴冬跚跚志未藏.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-7398375756091817951?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-60602343713424514682007-09-26T23:47:00.000+08:002007-09-26T23:48:09.700+08:00月到中秋份外明<br />家家户户慶團圓<br />三人油詩獨缺吾<br />落機即時來補欠<br /><br />國外月亮確是圓<br />浩瀚長空有如鏡<br />遊子過客當景點<br />怎看也難及家暖<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-6060234371342451468?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hyacinthushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02727922001503208688noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-88573793529773638732007-09-20T17:31:00.000+08:002008-12-11T21:31:51.972+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RvJCm2NtuCI/AAAAAAAABfQ/rkC-aW_uH7k/s1600-h/mooncake1.jpe"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RvJCm2NtuCI/AAAAAAAABfQ/rkC-aW_uH7k/s320/mooncake1.jpe" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5112221762174433314" border="0" /></a><br />中秋節來吃月餅,<br />水果蜜桃鬼咁靚,<br />白兔燈籠又好平,<br />大人細路都話正,<br />可惜天空像有病,<br />烏雲蔽月唔知"訂",<br />有餅無月坐大廳,<br />睇吓電視當是贏!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-8857379352977363873?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-41332406380114300432007-09-19T02:33:00.000+08:002007-09-19T02:34:36.916+08:00一年容易又中秋<br />月餅燈籠處處有<br />明月高照如白晝<br />一家大細樂悠悠<br /><br />秋意滿盈惹憂愁<br />霎眼夏天就要走<br />時間咁短未玩夠<br />煩請老天留一手<br /><br />涼風吹送薄衫透<br />時冷時熱風吹頭<br />冷病麻煩叫人愁<br />出外記緊加件褸<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-4133240638011430043?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>大雄http://www.blogger.com/profile/10095771028344858860noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-65870002343902535832007-09-18T22:10:00.000+08:002007-09-18T22:10:11.472+08:00窗外吹來陣陣風<br />涼爽舒服係唔同<br />攤喺梳化抖番陣<br />不知不覺搵周公<br /><br />醒來唔知幾點鐘<br />只覺今晚秋意濃<br />仲有七日就中秋<br />食舊月餅玩燈籠<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-6587000234390253583?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xiao zhuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03287426495158084726noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-73183032298737189362007-09-05T12:23:00.000+08:002007-09-05T12:55:10.209+08:00【蘋果日報】九月五日<br /><blockquote><span style="font-weight:bold;">爭 按 股 票 機 　 兩 婦 咬 臂 扯 髮</span><br />昨 日 秀 茂 坪 順 利 邨 創 興 銀 行 ， 兩 名 婦 人 疑 爭 按 股 票 機 ， 各 不 相 讓 大 打 出 手......其 間 ， 張 婦 伸 出 右 手 按 麥 婦 股 票 機 時 ， 麥 婦 一 口 咬 着 她 前 臂 ， 她 痛 極 大 叫 。 據 稱 ， 麥 婦 咬 着 張 不 放 ， 張 婦 則 扯 着 她 的 頭 髮 ， 兩 人 糾 纏 一 起 ， 在 場 股 民 勸 止 及 報 警 。 </blockquote>股市暢旺揾大錢,<br />銀行投資大發現,<br />兩位師奶買孖展,<br />爭先恐後查價錢,<br />機少人多點樣掂,<br />搶人架機查住先,<br />八婆因住尾兩年,<br />攞我架機人格賤,<br />當我阿蓮無到添,<br />一於咬你手臂前,<br />扯我頭髮咁鬼賤,<br />反扯返你上衫先,<br />等你剝光棄眼前,<br />手口並用獸性現,<br />阻住老娘唔畀面,<br />打到趴街人都癲!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-7318303229873718936?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-72186265958138954092007-08-26T11:00:00.000+08:002008-12-11T21:31:52.272+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RtDs4FXEahI/AAAAAAAABbo/RIOC51ap06Y/s1600-h/GHOST1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RtDs4FXEahI/AAAAAAAABbo/RIOC51ap06Y/s320/GHOST1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5102838826066536978" /></a><br />夜濕雨露夜半深,<br />鬼門盡開覓替身,<br />各家善信求安心,<br />路邊燒衣祭枉生,<br />三生禮品灑亡魂,<br />風土習俗本可親,<br />無奈自私確難忍,<br />祭品亂棄無人問,<br />蠋具未息己走人,<br />通街垃圾眼都暈,<br />自私自利真氣人,<br />拜地拜鬼只欺神,<br />人神共憤忍不能!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-7218626595813895409?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-75543623237561599702007-08-22T12:07:00.000+08:002008-12-11T21:31:52.539+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/Rsu2xFXEaZI/AAAAAAAABZ8/TdpP_FPBz7c/s1600-h/bee.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 221px; height: 190px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/Rsu2xFXEaZI/AAAAAAAABZ8/TdpP_FPBz7c/s320/bee.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101371957295999378" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">明報 2007年8月21日</span><br /><a href="http://www.mpinews.com/htm/INews/20070821/ca21619a.htm"><span style="font-weight: bold;">台女子被蜜蜂螫破隆胸乳房</span></a><br /><blockquote>台灣苗栗縣一名31歲女子，被蜜蜂叮咬右乳房，其後發現竟被刺破隆胸的鹽水袋，令胸部變成平坦。</blockquote>小蜜蜂,嗡嗡嗡,<br />飛到西,飛到東,<br />採花蜜,勤做工,<br />飛上山峰覓花踪,<br />遍尋山上撲個空,<br />嶺上雙梅全無用,<br />狂吹猛啜似老翁,<br />花蜜全無怒氣冲,<br />一家大小肚空空,<br />有花無蜜被戲弄,<br />蜜蜂毒計藏心中,<br />一針拮爆假山峰,<br />鹽水盡流無陰公,<br />高峰崩塌化成空!<br /><br />ps:謝謝space兄提供資料.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-7554362323756159970?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-61143096813623645962007-08-16T23:06:00.000+08:002008-12-11T21:31:52.568+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RsRhDlXEaQI/AAAAAAAABY0/QNIcWwqLRZE/s1600-h/green.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RsRhDlXEaQI/AAAAAAAABY0/QNIcWwqLRZE/s320/green.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5099307392286615810" /></a><br />天陰落雨悶到嘔,<br />路上行人避雨走,<br />放工回家呌一呌,<br />又悶又焗無胃口,<br />今晚食物難入手,<br />諗起食飯我想走,<br />意粉薄餅唔入流,<br />行經超市想停留,<br />見到粉皮口水流,<br />青瓜雞絲更就手,<br />一於來個新意頭,<br />雞絲粉皮好入口,<br />天氣悶熱確一流!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-6114309681362364596?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-79473907303605594662007-07-28T19:37:00.000+08:002008-12-11T21:31:52.602+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/Rqqn7kNOAfI/AAAAAAAABVA/LMKHWs8s8qM/s1600-h/Oct.gif"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/Rqqn7kNOAfI/AAAAAAAABVA/LMKHWs8s8qM/s400/Oct.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5092066970469007858" /></a><br />八逹通,真陰公,<br />呃完阿婆,呃阿公,<br />呃無可呃,呃大眾,<br />電子扣錢,亂哂籠,<br />增值失敗,核數鬆,<br />多收百萬,當眼矇,<br />十年不報,騙大眾,<br />客人醒目,查異同,<br />奸商現形,真捉蟲,<br />賠賞十元,當我窮,<br />一定追究,莫緃容,<br />禍害不淺,難苟同!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-7947390730360559466?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-69161403293975308092007-07-27T10:57:00.001+08:002007-07-27T10:57:37.995+08:00天星殞落夜迷濛<br />皇后迫遷入冷宮<br />九龍皇帝未得寵<br />逝世醫院病榻中<br /><br />痴狂一生為人瘋<br />深信地權承祖宗<br />畫寫牆壁未斷終<br />只為訴苦告大眾<br /><br />集體回憶漸失蹤<br />環看四周大不同<br />遺址傳奇和古董<br />消逝璀燦繁華中<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-6916140329397530809?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>大雄http://www.blogger.com/profile/10095771028344858860noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-39524283842199484622007-07-21T19:28:00.000+08:002008-12-11T21:31:52.629+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RqHS_0NOAQI/AAAAAAAABTQ/MYRSqqaPono/s1600-h/book.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RqHS_0NOAQI/AAAAAAAABTQ/MYRSqqaPono/s320/book.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5089581047693050114" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">圖片:蘋果日報</span><br /><br />暑期作業煩死人,<br />又悶又難多到震,<br />一於唔做哂精神,<br />不如打機過日晨,<br />點知阿媽咁好人,<br />兩頁就有四十銀,<br />做到十頁一百蚊,<br />全本做哂五百銀,<br />用錢獎勵好吸引,<br />等我勤力來做人,<br />賺佢成本千幾銀,<br />有錢揾埋林亞珍,<br />拍拖唱歌睇E神!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-3952428384219948462?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-22599494202306896672007-07-17T10:00:00.000+08:002008-12-11T21:31:52.752+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/Rpwi_juGcII/AAAAAAAABSE/zsE4WbHEU2U/s1600-h/biscuit.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/Rpwi_juGcII/AAAAAAAABSE/zsE4WbHEU2U/s320/biscuit.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087980154337521794" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">圖片/引文:蘋果日報</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">食物標籤揭誤導 水果餅乾無水果</span><br /><blockquote>消費者委員會發現，市面不少所謂士多啤梨雪糕、香橙餅等食品，原來只含水果「味」調味劑，果肉欠奉；所謂「含豐富果肉」也只是果醬，其中七款食品的名稱就因涉嫌有虛假、誤導或詐騙成份，而遭食物環境衞生署警告。<br />醫生關嘉美表示若過量進食含調味劑、色素等食品，會傷害肝、腎臟等。<br /></blockquote>小弟外號零食怪,<br />餅乾雪條我食哂,<br />果味夾心我至愛,(愛:讀國語)<br />香橙檸檬確不頼,<br />有益健康唔洗捱,<br />點知被人呃鬼哂,<br />一粒果肉都無賣,<br />全部人造味道怪,<br />無益傷肝攞命債,<br />害人奸商要警介,<br />政府今次要表態,<br />罰佢千萬來頂債,<br />否則食病誰來怪!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-2259949420230689667?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-30350609458420526912007-07-16T22:40:00.000+08:002007-10-02T21:41:11.576+08:00街頭熱熱似火爐<br />溫度點祗三十多<br />汗流浹背人消耗<br />頭暈身興心都火<br /><br />公司凍凍如冰窖<br />手腳冰凍臉色無<br />著埋件褸頂唔到<br />你話點會有廿度<br /><br />室內室外差咁多<br />咁既日子點樣過<br />四十年後冬至無<br />夏天咪要學噴火<br /><br />哎 ~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-3035060945842052691?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hyacinthushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02727922001503208688noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-51722745469185437792007-07-11T14:28:00.000+08:002007-07-11T14:52:45.768+08:00（都市日報 10/7/2007）<br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">武漢科技大學中南分校在期末考試中出了一道試題，要求學生默寫出國歌歌詞同詞曲作者。但完全答對的竟然不到10%。</span><br /><br /><br />武漢大學考國歌<br />九成唔識肥佬左<br />歌詞作者通通錯<br />真係心實嘆奈何<br />國歌平時聽得多<br />真係要唱唔識噃<br />原來國內都係咁<br />港胞唔曉（都）唔算"<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:78%;">火</span>羅"</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-5172274546918543779?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xiao zhuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03287426495158084726noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-28603281079896677062007-07-10T11:29:00.000+08:002007-07-10T16:37:10.750+08:00我是老豬非小豬,<br />掌管廣播好特殊,<br />港台受壓我頂住,<br />廣播自由誓保住,<br />日日咁做無懶豬,<br />壓力奇大要獨處,<br />放假消閑好去處,<br />靚女酒廊鐘點住,<br />帶女出街博一注,<br />開門即見記者駐,<br />嚇我頼尿痾殊殊,<br />即藏靚女背後柱,<br />狗仔攝技真超著,<br />無論點避難保住,<br />唯有辭職廣播署,<br />費事連累無益處!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-2860328107989667706?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-21585850554833528042007-07-06T23:18:00.000+08:002007-07-06T23:19:30.291+08:00善意環保購物袋，<br />原意警世減污害，<br />政府宣傳十數載，<br />無人問津乏理睬，<br />我不是一個膠袋，<br />只因名牌效應在，<br />現成潮人必備袋，<br />個個都要搶住愛。<br />其實一個爛鬼袋，<br />質料下乘唔襟載，<br />買家幾個知清楚，<br />環保口號隨時改，<br />名牌只為發大財？<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-2158585055483352804?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>大雄http://www.blogger.com/profile/10095771028344858860noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-47595886204833882742007-07-03T17:49:00.000+08:002007-07-05T10:54:05.519+08:00[明報專訊]<br /><br />國家領導七一訪港，警方安排嚴密保安，被轟為「消毒」所有反對聲音。<br /><br /><br />領導訪港大陣仗<br />不容有失免死傷<br />反對聲音隔絕晒<br />投訴專制好張揚<br />其實都係打份工<br />唔通任你四圍貢<br />梗係"目及"實保安全<br />狂鬧處長都冇用<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-4759588620483388274?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>xiao zhuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03287426495158084726noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-49970300018816914782007-07-02T20:10:00.000+08:002008-12-11T21:31:52.880+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V5b2-NMz1jU/RojrdpTRLCI/AAAAAAAAAPk/sca_-3KIjkw/s1600-h/DSC06422.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5082571074023009314" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V5b2-NMz1jU/RojrdpTRLCI/AAAAAAAAAPk/sca_-3KIjkw/s400/DSC06422.JPG" border="0" /></a>七月一日星期日 街頭湧湧好多人<br />身在鬧市無路行 風子實在好得閒<br />陪爸睇波磨時限 天倫之樂唔太難<br /><br />球場內外隊對壘 賽事未幾嚇鬼死<br />阿麟球技真係水 志偉驚到出手鎚<br />聖保羅對拜仁尼 路斯頭槌將球追<br />中國隊對世星隊 原是欺負老人堆<br /><br />天口太熱汗浹流 球迷興奮唔計較<br />人浪氣棒不停奏 唯獨風子唔啱骱<br />周公子來電急驟 席上暈眩消時侯 </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-4997030001881691478?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hyacinthushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02727922001503208688noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-21821200535470383932007-06-30T09:00:00.000+08:002008-12-11T21:31:53.250+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RoWshHcu8LI/AAAAAAAABOE/18jXJj3H7C0/s1600-h/mb.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RoWshHcu8LI/AAAAAAAABOE/18jXJj3H7C0/s320/mb.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5081657439492698290" /></a><br />【 蘋果日報 】六月廿九日<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">爆手機炸燶乳頭</span><br /><blockquote>「我開機冇幾耐部手機就爆炸，乳頭幾乎炸甩。」在廣州市打工的20歲青年蔡亞弟，前日早上睡醒後急不及待開其剛買的二手手機，不料按鍵後手機就發生爆炸，其左胸被炸至一片焦黑，左乳頭更被炸，右手佈滿火花灼傷的點點紅斑......內地劣質手機充斥令人提心吊膽。</blockquote>小弟名叫蔡亞弟,<br />年青有為做速遞,<br />勤力上進志不低,<br />月頭出糧有節制,<br />為揾女友都無計,<br />買個手電來傾計,<br />點知開機一按制,<br />手機爆炸唔老黎,<br />炸燶乳頭我唔制,<br />珍女見到話獻世,<br />幾日唔理我亞弟,<br />諗起奸商眼厲厲,<br />必定捉實將屎餵!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-2182120053547038393?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-44062158026354827222007-06-26T12:20:00.000+08:002007-06-26T12:40:14.757+08:00<span style="font-size:85%;">【蘋果日報】六月廿六日</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1女4男中二學生玩5P</span><br /><blockquote>中二女學生參加學校旅行後，與一班同學返回自己寓所繼續玩樂，當其中三男生在客廳觀賞色情電影期間，女學生竟與另外四男生在房內大玩「5P」集體性行為遊戲，更先後替四男生口交，後因其父提早下班回家，撞破他們的荒唐行徑報警處理。</blockquote><br />中二細路女性交當有趣,<br />旅行無得咀返歸將衫除,<br />三男咸碟追四男入房睡,<br />一女會四男攬埋一大堆,<br />老豆回家裏怒氣逐個追,<br />壞女未知衰自殺將責推,<br />風氣如此頽大家莫追隨!<br /><br />一案兩拍:<a href="http://freshdesigner.blogspot.com/2007/06/blog-post_26.html">要面對性,不是要阻隔接觸</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-4406215802635482722?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-87394594911245743772007-06-23T10:41:00.001+08:002007-06-23T10:41:41.476+08:00無盡污染惹災禍<br />人心貪婪啟戰火<br />奇異生物如妖魔<br />毒氣森林四處播<br />上代無知種惡果<br />下代承受無奈何<br />旦願人類想清楚<br />不要繼續再犯錯<br />地球只有這一顆<br />受苦受難共存亡<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-8739459491124574377?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>大雄http://www.blogger.com/profile/10095771028344858860noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-70339875894154328362007-06-22T16:12:00.000+08:002008-12-11T21:31:53.327+08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/Rnvd2MKz71I/AAAAAAAABLs/fUEvkAH2H24/s1600-h/tenic1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/Rnvd2MKz71I/AAAAAAAABLs/fUEvkAH2H24/s320/tenic1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5078896927839612754" /></a><br />炎炎夏日冲個涼,<br />身心舒暢人又強,<br />加杯賓治更似樣,<br />生津解渴全身暢,<br />創意無限發揮揚,<br />偷得浮生夏日長!<br /><br />一案兩拍:<a href="http://freshdesigner.blogspot.com/2007/06/blog-post_445.html">冲個涼.飲杯冰</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-7033987589415432836?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-9677783062722673442007-06-21T21:48:00.002+08:002011-09-18T20:43:26.274+08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V5b2-NMz1jU/RnqB2TsT-zI/AAAAAAAAAO0/KyfBevbvBt0/s1600-h/f3fd.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5078514299812707122" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 252px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 193px" height="214" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V5b2-NMz1jU/RnqB2TsT-zI/AAAAAAAAAO0/KyfBevbvBt0/s320/f3fd.jpg" width="272" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><br /></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">閃</span>爍<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">閃</span>爍</span>的螢蟲火 , 橘黃色的光伴著舞<br />糖果盒裡沒了糖果 , 生命是否不會將老<br />親情你我兩相依傍 , 如今袛留吾獨自惱<br /><br />生活流離失所難究 , 是誰握殺生命沒疚<br />動盪社會飽受煎熬 , 頹垣破瓦人性醜陋<br />殺戮戰場更非所求 , 和平袛要放下爭鬥</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-967778306272267344?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hyacinthushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02727922001503208688noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-25979749710996336322007-06-21T12:49:00.000+08:002007-06-21T12:50:17.201+08:00肥胖身軀樣子趣<br />滿身軟毛身體巨<br />嗜吃果仁喜歡睡<br />行動迅速如風去<br />年齡相傳幾百歲<br />天性純良笑掛嘴<br />對人有善不畏懼<br />熱心幫助未嫌累<br />叢林之神樹洞居<br />終年隱守山林裡<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-2597974971099633632?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>大雄http://www.blogger.com/profile/10095771028344858860noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-24889758365234966482007-06-19T23:14:00.000+08:002007-06-19T23:16:11.001+08:00遠古文明數千年<br />高科技世間罕見<br />將種子輕灑天邊<br />令大地飄浮在天<br />財富武力滿威嚴<br />惜人心空虛可憐<br />沒落王國多少年<br />始覺心與地相連<br />市民棄城回地面<br />感恩回歸大自然<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-2488975836523496648?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>大雄http://www.blogger.com/profile/10095771028344858860noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-56939293188513442832007-06-17T21:20:00.001+08:002007-10-02T21:47:12.037+08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6038/483/1600/winner.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6038/483/1600/winner.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />動畫大師宮崎駿，畢生潛修動漫聯<br />投身東映動畫列，既編且導樣樣掂<br />人物素描夠晒型，驚險場面好鬼勁<br />精采橋段扣心弦，觀眾掌聲贏到盡<br /><br />拍上高畑勲，成立吉卜力，踩入電影圈!<br />風谷裡遊走，人類與自然，如何相和融!<br />抬頭望天空，城堡雲中舞，神話或是夢?<br />再見螢火蟲，誠田和小節，歷史的悲傷!<br />龍貓打草傘，巴士半夜叫，誰在唱歌謠?<br />生活本無常，歲月若快樂，童話不重要~<br /><br />喧鬧都市各自忙，誰願花神費心機?!<br />怎信魔女掃把騎，城內貍貓隱身術?!<br />成人世代童真渺，那有閒情理想顧!?<br />夢想原是有代價，開心也要講資格!!!<br /><br />(revised version II @ hyacinthus)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-5693929318851344283?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hyacinthushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02727922001503208688noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-72737812907188412122007-06-15T12:21:00.000+08:002007-06-15T12:26:08.985+08:00<a href="http://hk.news.yahoo.com/070614/12/29iis.html"><strong>質檢總局望港復售三款牙膏</strong></a><br /><br />政府有責護市民﹐<br />跟從世界出指引﹐<br />牙膏有毒應該禁﹐<br />質檢總局何需問﹖<br /><br />香港海關盡責任﹐<br />有毒就禁唔駛等﹐<br />二甘醇可傷肝腎﹐<br />唔通想要用死人﹖<br /><br />唔該總局用腦稔﹐<br />其他毒物你唔問﹖<br />毒蛋毒橙毒飲品﹐<br />管掂自己再管人﹗<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-7273781290718841212?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>大雄http://www.blogger.com/profile/10095771028344858860noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-24440308497660390132007-06-14T10:48:00.000+08:002008-12-11T21:31:54.277+08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RnCl2sKz7qI/AAAAAAAABKY/Oh6ZuTPDpOg/s1600-h/boyz.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5075739139034574498" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vEF4woF2Ifc/RnCl2sKz7qI/AAAAAAAABKY/Oh6ZuTPDpOg/s320/boyz.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />圖片:蘋果日報　女主角:吳俊薇<br /><br />【蘋果日報】六月十四日<br /><blockquote>涉嫌用假身份受僱<br />妹妹扮哥哥打工兼偷竊 </blockquote>古有木蘭代父從軍,<br />今日俊薇冒兄亂真,<br />偷竊認罪接受處分,<br />警察法官均不查真,<br />處理馬虎實應究因,<br />如有下次笑死雙親!<br /><br />一案兩拍:<a href="http://freshdesigner.blogspot.com/2007/06/blog-post_14.html">焉能分出雄與雌</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-2444030849766039013?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-75672967823730136362007-06-12T19:21:00.000+08:002007-06-12T19:52:45.151+08:00<span style="font-size:78%;">【蘋果日報】六月十二日</span><br /><blockquote>校內索K<br />4女生送院，<br />1男生涉嫌販毒被捕！</blockquote>女生索Ｋ好離舖，<br />課室任索非常好，<br />十三四歲咁鬼早，<br />老師無權又老土，<br />老母打牌無咁早，<br />老豆爛口閙老母，<br />責任誰屬點算好，<br />遲早學壞坐監牢！<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-7567296782373013636?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>新鮮人http://www.blogger.com/profile/02377898067921935975noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-41325992047242389942007-06-12T10:42:00.000+08:002007-06-12T21:50:44.852+08:00<a href="http://hk.news.yahoo.com/070611/60/299fv.html">昂坪跌吊車 全港震驚</a> - 星島<br /><br />點解昂平３６０，<br />高空飛墮落草坪？<br />人為失誤唔生性，<br />驗車大意唔清醒？<br />定係過勞冇得停，<br />纜車自殺呻不平？<br />拜托檢查用眼睛，<br />唔好求其睇心情！<br />下次傷人囉性命，<br />香港聲譽冇得剩，<br />冇得剩！<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-4132599204724238994?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>大雄http://www.blogger.com/profile/10095771028344858860noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5677438824096810957.post-1086247350751934502007-06-12T00:20:00.000+08:002007-06-12T00:23:31.755+08:00以前不寫打油詩<br />寫開覺得幾得意<br />寫人寫物寫時事<br />最好大家都鍾意<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5677438824096810957-108624735075193450?l=dayausi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>大雄http://www.blogger.com/profile/10095771028344858860noreply@blogger.com4